My Wrongs

I took the bus home after some late night comedy. Four women got off on their own. Just I was thinking the words "Rape City" an event occurred.

Just recently I have been farting a lot. I don't know why this has started to happen but it's starting not to bother me. Whilst riding home on said bus I felt a large body or gas forming. I knew it would be a three seconder. "No worries" I thought "you've done longer without anyone knowing". I began.

This time it made a farting noise forcing me to stop after only one second. The chances of someone on the bus hearing me were about forty percent. I still have two seconds worth left though. I think to myself "I don't really care" and let the rest out audibly. This was the second time this had happened in two weeks. The chances of someone hearing are now about sixty five percent.

A man who was sat behind me got up and seated himself down further down the bus. It turned out that we was just moving to get closer to the stairs as he had a gammy leg and needed more time to get off. I don't know if he was aware of the fart.

Pete

*EDIT*
I now know that my recent spate of farting was due to being on antibiotics which kill all the bacteria in your stomach. I was unable to breakdown my food properly which led to me farting on buses and at work. I ate pro biotic yoghurt which has fixed the problem. Thank you so much for listening you fuck.