Anonymous Email

Today we received this anonymous email. It amused us. We thought it might amuse you too:

I was appalled when I accidentally logged on to your website

Those two young men in the bath were obviously severely mentally impaired and to film them during their ablutions was little short of abuse! Does their mother know? She must be a caring mum having taught the boys the intricacies of parts washing in such detail but I am damn sure it wasn't her on the other end of the camera!

Do your films have to be so nauseatingly realistic?

I would love to see a film about a kitten or better still, two kittens frolicking gayly with a ball of wool or a cardboard box. By 'frolicking gayly' I do not mean in the sense of feline homosexuality. In any event, pre-pubescent cats would have little or no notion of that sort of thing. I should not have to explain myself, however, given the sort of material Lamda goes in for, maybe I do have to explain myself. So, just kittens alright, gender is unimportant, wool or cardboard box also unimportant although I tend to lean toward wool as they may get frightened in a box (though no doubt you would think that funny).

And another thing............