Toilet Troubles

I never usually have trouble with toilet management but recently I have slipped up twice to embarrassing effect. I was expecting company but needed a shower and a crap. I did my business, as I was bursting, but then realised that I could not flush because it would mess up the hot water. No worries. I will just put the lid down and flush after my shower. The problem was that I was in such a rush I forgot the flushing part. I was then asked by the young lady I was trying to woo why I had left my crap floating around the toilet.

The second time I was wondering what I could do with a bowl of Fruit and Fibre I was eating. The problem was that I had poured out of date milk on the usually refreshing cereal. I couldn't put it down the sink as the cereal would clog it up. I couldn't put it in the bin as I had just changed the bag and it would smell after a matter of hours. No problem, I will flush it down the toilet. If I had eaten it I would have ended up putting it in there anyway. So down it went. The flush dealt with it swiftly, or so I thought. I ended up being left with just the raisins at the bottom of the bowl. They looked like rabbit droppings through the water. I was alerted to this fact by the same visitor. I think she thinks I don't know how to use a toilet. She is right.



Pete